Staying alive! Major X-mas Update

Good evening dearest X-mas celebrating bloggers!
First of all, I have been absent for quite a while, and you can see that since my last post was 11 days ago. I have a huge amount of things to talk about so...expect this post to be extremely long :D


I guess I'll start with the drawings :)
As you know in a previous post I promised tits. What am I saying? How could you forget right? trollface.jpeg
Nonetheless, I only did that because my drawing wasn't ready. This is a promise I intended to keep so, in the media fire you'll be able to download the file Succubus.jpeg. It is also the official commemoration of this blog reaching the 666 views. I don't think I have to tell you this but it's NSFW.
Now you'll probably notice (unless you're blind) that the drawing isn't finished. Well, how can I put it...I have 3 hours of experience with Photoshop, and those were my desperate attempt to finish my drawing for it to be ready for today. Oh well. Should you decide that you want to see more (horribly draw/filled with nothing but porn) drawings of mine, just go here and enjoy them.
As always, critics and/or suggestions are more than welcome.

My very first real drawing...and it's still missing a name xD

As for last post's challenge, the right answer was of course Gary Oak from Pokémon. Congratulations Dreekun, you got it! :D

Pick one...or several :)

Now I'm sure you all know this music, if you don't that's okay too. This music is a tribute to the internet meme Forever Alone. How can I put it? It's pretty good, but I believe it needs some more substance, and by substance I mean better lyrics. So it's like they say: "If you want something well done, you have to do it yourself!" And so I did! In my Media Fire folder: "Tales, Romances & Poems", you'll find my version of how the "Forever Alone" song should be :D

Now let's get to the Gamez >:D
It it done my friends, "Trust v0.4" is finally out fresh in the Gamez n Updates Section. The 2nd stage is almost over, the 3rd is already on wheels, and I'm starting to panic because I think I wont be able to finish it before December ends >:O


But those are minor details. What really matters is that we're very close to Christmas now :D just a few more days and Presents! Family reunions! Homicidal rate increase...
Did you know? At X-mas the homicidal rates rise and the suicidal rates fall. Why? Being closer to the ones we love sweeps away suicidal thoughts...but sometimes we don't love them and that's why the homicidal rates rise :P


Anyway! I'm almost done here, but I'm just taking some more time to tell about something hilarious that happened these days.


I'm not sure if you're aware but recently there has been an Internet "war" between 4chan and 9gag. Or at least that's what most people claim.
The truth is a lot lamer than that.

Under the excuse of 9gag stealing memes, 4chan users did a DDos attack to 9gag, attempting to terminate their website. The raid was executed today and several 9gaggers are laughing at the unsuccessful attack while several people post popularity polls on Facebook between the two, and, in general, they've all come together to mock 4chan's "failure". 


Let me tell you dear bloggers a few things:
I frequent 4chan and 9gag. They're both great. There's just a few truths that need to be pointed out in this whole mess:


4Chan

• They haven't done a decent raid since 2007, with the exception of Tumbler
• The memes are for everybody to use, may they have been created in or outside 4chan.
• 9gag is a great cancer filter so there's really no reason to attack it(before any smart-ass comments, go check the definition of cancer in web terminology).
• They should be worrying themselves with an actual threat: S.O.P.A. (Stop Online Piracy Act).

9gag

• 4chan didn't attack you, it was /b/ and /b/ alone. The other boards couldn't care less about this stupid war.
• Reddit, Tumbler and others have also participated, not just /b/.
• Saying that you can hack 4chan like some of you were trying is just plain ridiculous. And I say this based on the 12 year-old humor of most posts.
• 4chan lost on all the Facebook popularity polls because their users are all Anonymous, and if they're not, then they're newfags that do not respect the rules. I myself have already broken two just with this paragraph.
• Many 9gaggers say that 4chan didn't do anything to 9gag, that the attack failed. It didn't. All that was necessary was to post some gore (extreme violence) pictures to: 

1. Make the vote page inaccessible to non-registered users. 
2. Make the upload function inaccessible to non-registered users. 
3. Make it impossible to register. 

• The attack only worked partially, but what's really funny is that although 4chan's DDos was useless, 9gag committed suicide because of the gore and porn...whatever.
• 9gag is making profit of of memes...MEMES! They are supposed to be distributed freely across the internet! Go to the store and you'll see what I mean.

And that's all. So it ends another chapter on the story of the internet.

I'm expecting to receive lots of rage emails but that's okay.

I'm afraid I'm all out of things to say, so for now I'll bid you farewell, and In case I don't post before the 25th,

Merry Christmas :D

Ryuuji